King of the Hill

umm...

I have a bucket of water. I turn it all into obsidian. Then i hack the source code and modify it to allow me to add my rigidchips creations. I send my army of tank bots to take you out.


P.S. I haven't uploaded the mini tank yet. Still working out some issues with following the leader tank.

you're still stuck on my fishing rod, so you can't move up to the nearest computer(whose distance to our current location is 8 times larger than earth, according to notch).

I now shut down the server and bring the battle back to "Real Life"

While you guys have been playing MineCraft like fools, you deactivated the defences. I now seize the hill and set up army

I make several hundred Dispensers, which are now in minecraft, and launch thousands of eggs at your army. While they are trying to get all of the chickens out, I follow it up with thousands of arrows. Your entire army is slaughtered.


I retrieve my army of shoop dah woop monsters from the old king of the hill thread, and have them patrolling the outer rim of the hill. I then put several hundred Ghasts in the borders, giving them cake(which is not a lie, by the way. It was added yesterday) as payment.

Ahem, that was real, not in MineCraft (I actually play) Soooo, FAIL!!!!

ok, fine. I send an army of , which destroy all structures on the hill, allowing me to reclaim it.

this was real, not in phpbb.

Am I dead yet? I hope not...

(Comment: Wow this thread is filled with minecraft and internet memes)

I blast the entire hill with 12hz harmonics from a kilometer away, which collapses all buildings and pops all your eardrums. As you stagger around in pain, I teleport to the middle of the hilll and throw you all out. I then build a mario-style castle in the middle, but with autonomous minigun turrents on the walls.

I melt your miniguns (which everyone seems to be scared of) with my epic microwave radiation weapons. YAY!!!

I take your microwave weapons, and smash them against your face.