King of the Hill

i get a plane, load up a piano with the largest parachute i can find, and drop it off deploying the parachute. now the hill is covered in cloth and your army buried inside it.

i point out that i dont have an army on my hill, so you must have gone to the wrong hill. you explode from the sheer stupidity of that moment.

i think thats because madbob's plague destroyed the terminators and godzillas(and his delorean is broken, GL in getting it to 88.)

i call my good friend (Chuck Norris) i call him up (cause he's actually a black guy in white face) we hod a meeting of the secret black council (oops wasnt suposed to tell you that) anyways we vote 15/0 to take over your base


so all your base are belong to us

i set you up the bomb and take back the base.

norris exiles you and we take back the base and in it we with peace and harmony for the next thousands

I finally return with epic microwave guns (AKA MASERS)!!! I then shoot down the base in a retro-fitted crop duster and take the base!!! I then set up laser turrets and have a dungeon under the hill to keep my enemies in!!!


Yours truly,

Madbob2

i eat my way out of the dungeon and shoot the things i ate out of my right nostril at super sonic speeds and kill madbob. Then i make myself immune to Edgar Allan Poe's red death and spray it everywhere all over my base.

he who is selected by the Red Death will die within 1 hour because of bleeding through every pore in your body.

@Sting I never said you were in my dungeon. Anyway, my body is regenerated by the tiny nanoparticles that heal me!!! So now I go all crazy on you and take the antidote I find. Then I shoot you with my masers!!! HAHAHA!!! Then I torture you by giving you nitrous oxide (AKA laughing gas) I then have fun by seeing everyone die from the Red Death

I just got this very big lsd capsule (for 20 dollars) AND SPRAYED THE WHOLE ARMY WIHT LSD!!!! MUHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!

you didn't took over the hill.

-poof!-

Shadow clone!


*tackles rigid and bites his nose vigorously.*

I WIN!!!

-Did you know today is juz's birthday?
-no.
-Should we make a party to celebrate?
-yeah

Juz's birthday party happens. i replace the normal cake with a bomb-rigged cake, which explodes when the candle is lit. juz and you are dead, and i win!

nope. The cake is a lie, so it didn't show up.


You kill yourself because you are sad that you wasted 30,000 dollars on a bomb cake.


I pretend to be your great great grandfathers sons granddaughters brother and take the base. I turn it into a minecraft-style base, complete with an 8 story tall mob trap and walls made of obsidian and lava traps.

Then my clone (evil clone) Was so evil that he blew up the universe
The hill survived and i got up the hill and proudly prounced...
"MY HILL!"

...


anyway, i just put a redstone torch in front of the door and enter. MY HILL(or base).

I dig around the door with my haxxed obsidian pick and feed you to the zombies.


I build a lava + cactus+ waterflow+ TNT + person cannon trap that launches everyone away when they try to enter

there are no obsidian pickaxes on minecraft's item list files, so it's impossible to have a haxxed obsidian pick. minecraft also has a built-in antihack system(and that's why adv griefers dont have access to bedrock).

i get on a minecart and ride it with my fishing rod, rendering me immune to tnt blasts while pushing you out of the hill.

Then i get the biggest galaxy evah and smash u of teh hill.

galaxies aren't solid objects. It just goes past and doesn't hit him. plus he's in a minecart.

I put a cow in front of your minecart. WHAT NOW!


Then, I put a saddle on a pig, get it in a minecart, then put on a gold helmet and ride around. What a kingly method of locomotion!

After that, I put a powered minecart behind me and a chest cart full of snowballs and coal. I throw snowballs at anybody who gets too close.

I make a creepy hissing sound so that everyone flees. I then take the hill.

i was inside obsidian walls, so i didn't have to flee.

I attach a lever next to your iron door. I go inside and attach you to a fishing rod. Then I hop back in my pig minecart and pull you around.

you need to right click to enter a minecart/pig/whatever. this sets me free of the fishing rod. now i get to move you into the nearest lava pit with that fishing rod, and you die because you were on fire and had nothing to put yourself out.