Ruin a wish!

Rules:
no double/multi/you-get-the-idea posting
post something which ruins the previous post wish, and then post another wish

example:
"[...]
I wish windows was free"
"granted, but it would not have a GUI.
i wish [...]"

i'm starting with...

i wish C++ programmers didn't use it as C

I don't get that one...



I wish that my rigidchips creations were real and life size and did exactly as I instruct them to.

Granted, but they would explode your computer when you say "kill that guy over there".

i wish divisions by zero resulted in +-infinite

Granted, but you still aren't capable of dividing by 0 without breaking everything.

i wish people posted another wish after ruining the previous one.

I don't

Do, or do not. That is the question.

Granted but do not k?


I wish that all of apples products are free.


(I mean the apple company, you know here's an example: Steve jobs)

Granted, but they wouldn't have GUIs.

I wish for a benevolent Genie.

granted, but they would have a dirty mind.

i wish more wishes.

But then you lose track of how many you have left and use your last one without wishing for more.

I wish this wish won't be corrupted by ruining it and that bwansy posts after me

I grant your wish. Therefore, it isn't ruined, but I'm not bwansy so only half the wish comes true...?

(I'm confused now.)

I wish that time travel were true.

Granted, though the fact of telling your self off would become very complicated, time streams would mend together, and before you know it it's 2552 (See if any one get the last part... =D)

I wish women came with manuals...

Granted, but then they'd all be mass-manufactured and the same.

I wish C++ was easier to learn.

Granted, but what would happen to the 'you earned it' term?

I wish wireless came standard with everything...

Granted, but then you would be out of signal range when going to work.

I wish my wish is granted

I wish that people would relax and just be calm more often.

(Nice, you didn't grant his wish.)

Granted, but then the whole world would be so lazy that nothing would ever be done.

I wish I had a machine to do homework for me.

You do, but it gets bad grades.

I wish for a cookie.

Granted, but it's mouldy.

I wish that Microsoft wasn't so evil.

Granted, but then we be broke buying apples new products every 6 weeks.

I wish 'Nerds' can in an bottomless box.

you mean *came?

Granted, but you become an uber-nerd the instant you eat any.

I wish that more people played RigidChips.

Granted, only it's the super underaged FPS gamer crowd and you get 12 year olds shelling out hundreds of their parents' dollars on fancy japanese models someone else designed, then getting ripping pissed and bitch and moan when they don't have any idea how to make their own stuff while simultaneously claiming that buying victory rather than engineering it is a perfectly valid strategy.

I wish that vehicles you designed in Rigidchips could be made to exist in a useable fashion in the real world.

granted, though the fact of plated cars in our world would deminish the fact of curves of creativity, example the European exotics.

I wish virtual reality was invented to play first person shooters to driving a plane in RC

granted, but if you get killed in it you would in real life.

i wish the new LB version gets released with online supportapparently its likely gonna happen - you can see QtNetwork libraries on LB1.3.1